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Neuman's gumline. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;At 14, I caught up with the movie on video and was annoyed by its lack of nudity. If they had to rate it R, at least provide what, then, was the prerequisite of even a fair number of PG movies. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;A few years ago, I met Harry Teinowitz, who plays Rodney. He's now a successful afternoon sports talk radio host in Chicago, and a good friend of Mr. Skin. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Harry signed my UP THE ACADEMY poster, but I couldn't get him drunk enough to do the laugh. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Semi-related: I interviewed Larry Flynt in 1994, and he told me that a script had been written for HUSTLER: THE MOVIE which he said would have been "a hard R comedy."&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I asked if the failure of UP THE ACADEMY had anything to do with H:TM never getting made and he said he wasn't sure, but he remembered how bad it had bombed.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;As I worked at HUSTLER then, I spent the next year combing the office for the HUSTLER: THE MOVIE script. No luck finding it.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191349621531493353/7190872930919454030/comments/default/6152470039721342423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191349621531493353/7190872930919454030/comments/default/6152470039721342423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.moviesaboutgirls.com/2009/01/up-academy-1980.html?showComment=1231797240000#c6152470039721342423' title=''/><author><name>McBeardo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17684930395001726761</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.moviesaboutgirls.com/2009/01/up-academy-1980.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191349621531493353.post-7190872930919454030' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191349621531493353/posts/default/7190872930919454030' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-361665341'/></entry></feed>
